jeszing:

i have abs except theyre actually fat rolls

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Soo, my bird decided to fall asleep laying on my stomach and I really didn’t want to disturb him because he looked so cute..

But I really had to sneeze. There was no avoiding it. He, however, did not wake up. He just rolled and continued his sweet, birdy dreams..

After about the third consecutive sneeze though he finally decided to wake up..

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crumblebread:

remember that time two guys kissed on the mouth on nickelodeon　

Sassy Louis → cartoon edition

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